2011 Foodservice Stats

Institutions of employment: 2

Job titles: Waitress and Snack Bar / Grill Girl

Months spent working with food: 9 (Holy wow time flies.)

Items of food spilled completely down the front of McCall: 6
Including, but not limited to:
A bowl of beef with barley soup an entire container of syrup
Coffee
Ketchup
A gallon can of chili
Beer
Beer
And more beer

Pieces of clothing destroyed: 12.5
Including, but not limited to:
Three white shirts
Four and a half pairs of shoes (the chili only bombed one shoe).
One Pair of Kaki pants
One pair of Black slacks
One pair of jeans
One denim skirt
One really nice rain coat (Ok fine, I got the stain out of the coat, but I still wanted to count it.)

Number of patrons McCall has spilt beer on: 2
Including, but not limited to:
One French woman
One Ukrainian man

Number of laughs I have had at my beautifully graceful self: infinate

It's so worth it.